Forced to have “fun” on Halloween. Drat.
I’m not a fan of Halloween. I don’t like to be scared and I’m not into scaring others. Regardless, I have been forced, once again, to lower myself to the level of candy beggar. I didn’t want to go last … Continue reading
Who needs pumpkins when you have Teenage Mutant Ninja Watermelons?
Halloween is just around the corner and you know what that means… No, I don’t mean a repeat of last year when I suffered the humiliation of my young life while my mom paraded me around the neighborhood in a … Continue reading
Now this is MY kind of breakfast
Have you seen this dessert disguised as breakfast foods? It’s so realistic, it might even fool my moms. And she’s got like x-ray mom vision and shiz. The eggs are actually panna cotta and lemon curd. Sounds gross right? As a … Continue reading
Mountain biker collides with antelope: A PSA for inactivity
Most people know that I am truly a brilliant baby. What they may not know is that I genuinely care about my fellow people. No matter your color, creed, weight, hair type or general demeanor, Carmen cares. That’s why I’ve … Continue reading
Can a juice fast be considered child abuse?
Mom is on a major health kick…again. It seems like just yesterday that she was on a fruit-and-rice only diet. It lasted almost a month. Pretty good, right? Well, that adventure started out well but quickly went downhill when a neighbor … Continue reading
