Here’s the thing I’m trying to get across to the servants today. If one of your baby’s has something I want, then it’s mine. MINE! I don’t know how to say it any louder. I think once I rip it out of their pudgy, wet, little, sausage hands, it belongs to me. In case that rule isn’t clear enough, I immediately stick it in my mouth and suck on it to let everyone in the park know that I am the new owner.
I do not appreciate when you and your babies dis my authority. Have we not been over this? I am royalty, and that is why all you adult servants do everything for me. If I was not some sort of princess or goddess, maybe we could negotiate visitation rights to the toy that was once your offspring’s, but I am. Soooo, moot point. What irks me the most, is when you servants take the toys and give them back to the crying tykes that I worked so hard to pry them away from in the first place. Clearly, you’re not aware of my importance. Check your wallets people; I must be on a dollar bill or something.
Hahaha – pudgy sausage hands – it takes one to know one, Ry!
That is so funny because I feel the exact same way. Maybe we are related?
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@Markus I get your drift on where you were going there. I often think of my past and use it as a means to analyze where I am and where I want to get to. Where I struggel is balancing it all out. How do you guys balance things out?
Do what you will with it.
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