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These Smoking Babies Could Use an Intervention

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We need to have an intervention for that Facebook baby they caught with a bong.  I can’t believe it.  It usually takes a while for babies to be introduced to drugs.  Sure, you hear the stories about moms who swear by a bit of bourbon in the bottle, though my mom calls them misinformed, but this is out of control.  First the baby chain smoking on YouTube and now this baby tokin’ on Facebook.  What is up with the babies of today?

Maybe I should ask what is up with the Momma and Dada servants?  My servants are always around and watching my every move.  If I come remotely close to a stairway, plug, or object smaller than my fist they’re on top of it, but the servants that these babies have seem to be kinda negligent.  I mean, how did they not notice the baby with the cigarette or the bong?  Who lit it for them; we don’t know how to use matches?  Most importantly, who’s holding the camera and downloading the pics in the first place?  I bet I can guess… Those servants suck!

17 Comments to These Smoking Babies Could Use an Intervention

  1. Quinn says:

    Maybe they forgot that you need to be 21 YEARS old, not 21 MONTHS. Some people…

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  4. Cherie says:

    Seems like Mommie and Daddy need a timeout, but not together.

  5. Bari says:

    Yep, it’s the servants! What are these people thinking? First they corrupt the child then they publish the evidence! These people are just dying to be put away.

  6. Babies are born drunk and high all the time. This is a larger number than imagined. And mothers and fathers think their kids don’t know they smoke, drink or snort but I have not run into a student yet that was not well aware of their parents stash and how to strategically take it without making a big dent.
    The wealthier ….the more “pretentious” the parents act. Or better yet…the request for counseling because they just don’t know where their kid gets it. Seriously, anyone who works with kids sees this all the time.

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  8. @chels I know what you mean, its hard to find good help these days. People now days just don’t have the work ethic they used to have. I mean consider whoever wrote this post, they must have been working hard to write that good and it took a good bit of their time I am sure. I work with people who couldn’t write like this if they tried, and getting them to try is hard enough as it is.

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