Okay, I thought I would let you in on one of my biggest pet peeves: bibs, onesies, and t-shirts with cutesy sayings on the front that make you literate people laugh at us babies. Yep, you’ve all seen these fashion statements; they say things like, “I’m daddy’s vacation souvenir,” “Got boobs?” “What happens on the playground stays on the playground,” and “Mommy drinks because I cry.” Look, I get it. They’re funny sayings and double entendres (which in laymen’s terms is a play on words). Why can’t the adults have a more mature sense of humor and stop using us as mini billboards?
Well, that’s it. If you tall people want to use me to make your witty statements, I’m charging ad space. That’s right, a buck a letter or a spoon of sweet apple sauce per syllable. That’s the least you can do for making me wear a lie like “I want whirled peas” or “I’m already smarter than Paris.” Wait, I’ll wear that last one for free.
I hear you, Ry. That Paris one gets me every time though.
Amen, Ryan. Speaking to the choir. I am SO over that Tax Deduction onesie. I’ve puked on it so many times that I think Mami may have finally retired it. But I have to admit that they put me in one the other day that said, “Center of the Universe” and I was like, “Right on. I’m keeping this one.”
Olive, Juan I agree, some are worth wearing. I’m just saying a little compensation would be nice. I mean Juan, it seems like they just had you to appease the IRS. That must get your diaper in a bunch!
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How about the one Mom wears that says BABY with an arrow pointing down. Duh!
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