Okay, here goes. I don’t like to harsh on people because we are all special. That’s what the purple dinosaur says. Even though he’s an over sized geek, I think he’s right most of the time – everyone is special. That being said, I don’t understand why my little brother is so hairy. I know, we’re all different, but he’s really hairy. I mean like, head to toe fur ball.
I’m worried about him. He doesn’t seem to be developing the way other babies do. Frankly, he just seems to be getting fluffier. The mama and dada servants don’t even seem to wait on him the way they do with me and my older brother. They tie a chain to his neck when they take him outside and they make him eat off the floor. Seriously, straight out of a bowl on the floor and a couple of times I saw his crunchy food fall out of the bowl and do you know what the servants did? They put it back in his bowl and it was way past 5 seconds. Yep, they totally disregarded the rule for my weird hairy bro.
At times like this that I like to stop and think, what would Barney do? He would never let someone be treated as anything but equal, even if that someone pees and poos on the lawn and licks you in your sleep. So, that’s what I’m going to do. Yep, I’m going to reinforce his good qualities so that he grows up with a strong sense of self. He deserves the extra love; he can sniff out a fun squeaky toy from a mile away and he’s the fastest crawler I know!
Dude, they broke the 5 second rule? I hope your bro gave them an extra special present in his diaper for that fauxpas. Seriously.
I know right??? You know what Quinn? They don’t even put a diaper on him; he just goes on the lawn and then they scoop it up with a shovel. EWWWWW!
Gross out!
We have a furball around that poops in a box in the bathroom. She also makes a funny noise, like meow, meow. What is that?
What would Barney do? I love this. Maybe someone should make a bumper sticker with this on it? My Mami would totally buy one I’m sure.
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I think that is an interesting point, it made me think a bit. Thanks for sparking my thinking cap. Sometimes I get so much in a rut that I just feel like a record.
Therefore, Time is money.
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