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Please tell Tia Hermelinda not to give me any more robot hamsters. They scare me.

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What is it about babies that makes you think they are going to love mechanical hamsters? Seriously. As if real live hamsters aren’t bad enough, robot hamsters are enough to cause anyone to have nightmares and even post-traumatic robot-hamster syndrome. Or something like that.

Anyway, after my Tia Hermelinda came over yesterday to give me yet another one of her disturbing and unwanted presents, I decided to list Num Nums on Ebay and see what I could get for him.

Meanwhile, I stumbled upon this music video called “Robot Hamster.” If I wasn’t scared already, now I’m completely petrified. Seriously, this thing is more horrifying than Chupacabras impersonating your nursery school teacher. Listen and weep.

8 Comments to Please tell Tia Hermelinda not to give me any more robot hamsters. They scare me.

  1. Quinn says:

    Oh hello nightmares, nice to meet you. WTHoopla is that crap??

  2. Juan says:

    Yeah, I’ve been pretty much hiding out under my blankets all day thanks to that video. Good thing Mr. Pickles is with me or I’m not sure I would’ve made it through.

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  4. Dr. Couscous says:

    I’ve give you 50 cents and a milkshake for Num Nums.

  5. Kyla says:

    I’ll raise Dr. Couscous’ 50 cents to a dollar and make the milkshake chocolate. I don’t think you are going to get a better offer.

  6. Julie says:

    Post traumatic robot hamster syndrome…..Maybe that’s what I’ve been suffering from all this time.

  7. Dara says:

    Gee Juan, wait until you see the robotic hamster in it’s little go-go ball. It’s like a nightmare with a forcefield around it.
    Best you not think about that. Dream of pink unicorns instead.

  8. Danny says:

    Who in the h^ll has time to make hamster videos. Nice jam though. Come on Lucha, you need to get it together.

    Muchaaa Luchaaa!!!!

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