Author Archives: Olive
Not Quite Falling for Fall
4School buses are cruising down the streets. The air is turning chilly. Leaves are falling. It’s officially fall! I want to say I love this time of year, but if I did, it wouldn’t be with my whole heart. You … Continue reading
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Halloween is around the corner and I need to get my act together stat or I’m going to have a repeat of last year where my parents dressed me as a woopie cushion. Like most things involving my family, super … Continue reading
Back to School?
6I have some quick questions. I’ve been seeing back to school stuff everywhere for the past few weeks. CVS. The grocery store. The mall. No matter where my parents take me, there seems to be a ton of great stuff … Continue reading
Baby Wants a Facebook Account
3How do I get a Facebook account? I need to take control over my internet identity. Right now, my parents post about a million pictures a day of me and I can’t untag them. They don’t even always get me … Continue reading
Missing Mommy
4Ugh. Mom has been away for way too long. I’d be totally willing to give up dessert for the rest of my life if she’d come home and put an end to this humiliation. Dad’s obviously on wardrobe and it’s … Continue reading