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Olive “Bumble Babe”

I'm Olive, just your above-average baby girl making my way through this crazy world of naptimes, babysitters and annoying older brothers. I'm, like, super successful and my mom tells me so every day. I clap on beat to Twinkle, Twinkle at Lil Maestros music classes, teethed right on time and crawled 10 days before my 8-month birthday. Hello, early developer!

Now if I could just get this inconvenient poopy diaper problem under control. I'm always embarrassing myself with a good squirt at just the wrong moment, like the time the dreamy Collin actually crawled over to borrow my paci at playgroup. He was just about to plop it in his mouth when his mom, a total helicopter if you know what I mean, grabbed it from his hand. And sure enough -- squirt. I hope our second date goes better.
Olive's Profile:

Age: 14 months

Likes: Feeding time

Hates: Being treated like a baby

Preferred mode of transport: The latest high-end stroller

When I grow up: I'll write a New York Times best-seller, and oh yeah, teeth would be nice.

Not Quite Falling for Fall

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School buses are cruising down the streets. The air is turning chilly. Leaves are falling. It’s officially fall! I want to say I love this time of year, but if I did, it wouldn’t be with my whole heart. You … Continue reading

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Halloween is around the corner and I need to get my act together stat or I’m going to have a repeat of last year where my parents dressed me as a woopie cushion. Like most things involving my family, super … Continue reading

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Back to School?

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I have some quick questions. I’ve been seeing back to school stuff everywhere for the past few weeks. CVS. The grocery store. The mall. No matter where my parents take me, there seems to be a ton of great stuff … Continue reading

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Baby Wants a Facebook Account

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How do I get a Facebook account? I need to take control over my internet identity. Right now, my parents post about a million pictures a day of me and I can’t untag them. They don’t even always get me … Continue reading

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Missing Mommy

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Ugh. Mom has been away for way too long. I’d be totally willing to give up dessert for the rest of my life if she’d come home and put an end to this humiliation. Dad’s obviously on wardrobe and it’s … Continue reading

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